On 9 June, Orly Taitz was soundly defeated in the California Republican primary in her bid to secure the nomination for Secretary of State. Mainstream Republicans across the state breathed a collective sigh of relief; now their selected candidates will not be forced to run on the same ticket with this inane woman. All the same, the only persons expecting Dr. Taitz to emerge victorious from this campaign were the self-aggrandizing candidate herself, her equally deluded sycophants, and a handful of delusional Birthers.
It's not as if Dr. Taitz ever truly desired to fill the office and oversee its duties. She merely viewed the office of California Secretary of State as a means to establish standing in her quixotic quest to unseat the President of the United States. (Honestly! The things you learn at a correspondence law school.)
If any one thing in the universe is true, that would be Dr. Taitz's unwillingness to play the role of a gracious loser. In fact, watchers are debating the length of time it will take the disappointed office seeker to fire off missives alleging fraud, collusion, and ballot-tampering by those who would damper the force of her righteous crusade against Barack Obama.
Denial - This isn’t happening to me! I was supposed to win! The machines are fixed. The vote isn’t over. Only 99.999% of the vote has been counted. I can still win if the last 0.001% turns out to be 765,129 votes for me.
Anger - This isn’t happening to me! I was supposed to win! The machines are fixed. All of the Tea Party grass roots candidates are being defrauded with only 25% of the vote. This is outrageous. The birther painting. The gas hose pipe with the fumes coming into my house from my 9 car basement garage is all part of the conspiracy against me and the hate crime!
Bargaining - Call the FCC to investigate MSNBC and help shut them down. I know we can do it as I am constitutional attorney. We will challenge the vote within 10 30 days of election. Join with me. Hit my PayPal button, too, since I only live in a $5 million house and need money from those of you living on subsistence.
Depression - This isn’t happening to me! I was supposed to win! The machines are fixed. The vote isn’t over. Only 99.9999% of the vote has been counted. All of the Tea Party grass roots candidates are being defrauded with only 25% of the vote. This is outrageous. The birther painting. The gas hose pipe with the fumes coming into my house from the 9 car basement garage! Call the FCC to investigate MSNBC and help shut them down. We’ll challenge the vote within 10 30 days of the election. Join me. Hit my PayPal button. I only live in a $5 million house and need money from those of you living on subsistence.
Litigation - I’m suing Dunn, the pancake birther artist, Bowen (again), Obama, Diebold, all of the judges who have denied me discovery, Danny Bickel, Does 1 to 1,000,000 and LTCOL Lakin for not selecting me as his constitutional attorney. They are all guilty of RICO violations and hate crimes against me.
Acceptance - Have you seen that once again my website is in the top 1% of all United States websites and I am #3 in Yahoo Search? I guess I will have to run write in campaign. Hit my PayPal button.
Sterngard Friegen acknowledges this list includes only six stages, but he doubts the ability of the good dentist-lawyer to count to seven.